Need a love letter? Advertising copy? A script? Query letter? Some ghostwriting, perhaps? A newsletter? Resume? Eulogy? Wedding toast? Some choice words for ye olde bill collector? Just tell eBobb what you want (a space will be provided for you during the ordering process), and he'll send your very own personal prose wafting through cyberspace in an attached e-mail file. And don't worry: if eBobb needs more information, he'll talk with you by e-mail.

Since eBobb offers his prose in fifty word chunks, along about now you may be wondering what an official 50-words-by-computer-count looks like. Well, citizen, it looks like this:

Need a love letter? Advertising copy? A script? Query letter? Some ghostwriting, perhaps? A newsletter? Resume? Eulogy? Wedding toast? Some choice words for ye olde bill collector? Just tell eBobb what you want, in the space provided below, and he'll send it wafting through cyberspace in an attached e-mail file.

Ye gods! Sometimes eBobb is so clever, he scares himself.

Anyway, let eBobb know how many chunks you want at $ 25.00 per chunk